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BIG PLASTIC HEROES
What happens when you try to be your idol? SexyNurd co-writer and performer, auGi, and award-winning PBS special storyteller, Slash Coleman, share the answer in their comical and painfully true double-feature--Big Plastic Heroes--premiering at Fertile Ground 2012.
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Feature 1: Teenage Commando
What happens when a "nurd" tries to be Rambo?
Growing up in a tiny Michigan town surrounded by endless cornfields isn’t exactly the life of an action hero. So what’s a teenage “nurd” with a hyperactive imagination to do? auGi reveals how he and a group of oddball friends formed a fantasy commando squad with very real consequences. This funny, humbling, true-life story proves that being yourself is all the adventure you need.
Written and performed by auGi, creator of SexyNurd
Feature 2: Last American Gladiator Part 3
Can a kid who idolizes Evel Knievel survive a crush?
Set against the background of bicentennial fever, Slash Coleman, Creator of the PBS special, The Neon Man and Me, tells the story of his eccentric family, his obsession with Evel Knievel and a crush on his third grade teacher that lands him in the hospital. Join Slash on this humorous journey of a young boy finding out that—while anything is possible—sometimes you have to wait for what you want.
Written and performed by Slash Coleman, creator of The Neon Man and Me
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Show Dates
Fertile Ground Festival Run
- Saturday, January 21 (Opening night)
- Thursday, January 26
- Friday, January 27
- Saturday, January 28
Extended Run
- Friday, February 3
- Saturday, February 4 (Closing night)
Times
- Doors at 630 pm
- Show at 730 pm
Tickets (Purchased online in advance)
- $15.00 general admission
- $17.50 guaranteed first three rows
Tickets (Purchased at the door)
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> Fertile Ground
Where
The Sanctuary at Sandy Plaza
1785 NE Sandy
Portland,
OR 97232
Hosted By
SexyNurd Productions
SexyNurd Productions, based in Portland, Oregon, produces feel-good one-man shows, special events, and corporate entertainment. Some of our shows include: SexyNurd: Rockstar Trapped in a Nurd's Body, Teenage Commando, Big Plastic Heroes, and Show Us the Funny!
